sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
I was watching the Add-A-Dad episode and then when I heard this, the idea stuck to me
It makes a lot of sense
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.